Tuesday, April 12, 2016

"Enter The Joke Doctor"

The Terrible Joke Teller.

TAKE ONE:

A Frenchman runs into a bar:

“I’m thirsty.  Give me some wine!’

A German man runs into a bar:

“I’m thirsty.  Give me some beer!”

A Jewish man runs into a bar:

“I’m thirsty.  I have diabetes.”


No.


The Terrible Joke Teller.

TAKE TWO:

A Frenchman runs into a bar:

“I’m really thirsty.  I need some wine.”

A German man runs into a bar:

“I’m really thirsty.  I need some beer.”

A Jewish man runs into a bar:

“I’m really thirsty.  I have diabetes.”


No.


“CALLING ‘THE JOKE DOCTOR’…”

(Reconstructing the wreckage like a ceramicist mending an unfortunate teacup.)


The Professional Joke Teller.

TAKE THREE:

A Frenchman, a German man and a Jewish man run into a bar.

The Frenchman says,

“I’m dying of thirst.  I must have wine.”

The German man says,

“I’m dying of thirst.  I must have beer.”

The Jewish man says,

“I’m dying of thirst.  I must have diabetes.”

There is nothing to it.

If you know how it’s done.

If you don’t…

LEAVE IT THE HECK ALONE!!!


A “Public Service Announcement” for people who tell jokes when they are unable to do so.

4 comments:

Wendy M. Grossman said...

Oh, well done. Such a perfect example of the big effect of apparently small changes.

wg

Jes said...

I'm a huge fan of colored font in general, so...I learn something new here every day!

Jes said...

I would have loved for the unfortunate teacup to have been more self-aware, perhaps it might have been "unsuspecting" or blindly trusting.

Anonymous said...

so your saying all diabetics are thirsty? or just Jewish diabetics?
p.s. i too am a huge fan of color fonts.